Why I refuse to give up the dreaded parents’ WhatsApp for my children’s school (2024)

Ping. I used to dread the noise of the class WhatsApp until I muted it. It can happen at any time day or night, announcing a message:alost sock,aconspiracytheoryor a parent rallying against some injustice, such as the childrennot being able towear their PE kits to school – “please sign the petition”. It can send me intoa panic: “Oh no, they need jolly jarsfor the school fair by tomorrow!” I yell,thinking, how am I supposed to find jars and fill them with brightly coloured sweets by then?

It can be so random – like a video of a mum singing in a cornfield forthenew classical album she’s proudly put together, recommendations for nannies and babysitters, or a copy ofa bookingconfirmationfor arestaurantalong with a message like “Madereservation inside for 6. Can grab outside tables ifavailable”.Followed by: “Sorry wrong chat – that’s what I get for trying tomultitask.”A dad sent an entire Google doc with his work presentation for a top-secret Christmas advert to Class 3 parents.

Parents like me rely on class WhatsApp groups to tell us what is happening and when; although formost of us it’sthe bane of our lives, it’salsohighly entertaining. That’s why I love and hate the class WhatsApp – and I can’t give it up.

For some mums, however, the parent WhatsApp chats are doing more harm than good – causing burn-out, paranoia and insecurity. One dedicated mum showed me 90 unread messages for the charity school quiznight, tellingme she’s on a staggering 15 class chats because she’s a class rep and on the PTA. “My husband is so madhe sayshe’s lost me to WhatsApp,” shetellsme.

These group chats are an endless source of stressfor many– personally, I just don’t keep up with them. The sheer number of messages is unmanageable for any working parent. I really struggle around the parent book club in which select parents read a book and message about how they are getting on with it. It’s like a full-time job I could do without.

It’s especially problematic when you have more than one child at a school as you end up juggling between class messages – andinnumerablebirthday parties.

I declined the offer to join a WhatsApp group called “Monday problem?” last weekas I felt I wouldbecreatinga problemby putting myself in the firing line for emergency pickups and drops offs if a parent is held up at the office. Of course, it could work in my favour,if I needed help picking up Lola, eight, and Liberty, six, as the mum inviting me pointed out eagerly, but the thought of being added to yet another tempestuous group chat was unbearable.

I’ve alreadybeenin the middle of a marital bust-up on the group chat I’m on with a couple down the road – we share drop-offs to school. The wife publicly shamed her husband on it for not coming home that night – which meant he missed his turn doing drop off that morning.

But the worst is when you offend the whole group by accident – as I did when I defaced a photograph of another person’s child at Christmas when the whole reception class posted festive shots of their children. I am not alone in social media co*ck ups – I mean, look at Geri Halliwell-Horner who wished her former Spice Girl bandmate Mel B a happy 49thbirthday in May with a series of 1990s throwback pictures and a caption with instructions for her team that was posted to her 1.4m followers: “Sent images to Pippa and this wording asked her to tweak where needed. ‘Happy birthday@officialmelb! Hope you have an amazing day!’”

It was a mortifying blunder – Horner’s fans mocked her for the gaffe.I was mum shamed for mine. Unfortunately, because it was Christmas Day, I hadn’t been reading theclass messages– but at about 10pm, I got a text from a mum friend saying, “Have you seen the classWhatsApp?”

I looked and to my absolute horror there seemed to be multi-coloured scribbles all over a child’s face like I’d gone mad with graffiti tools. The defaced photo was attached to a message: “Why would somebody dothis?”

I felt sick to my stomach. Was this really my doing? By scrolling back a bit through thescores ofmessages, I sawthat itgenuinelywas the case – but how? I saw another message: “Have you considered that maybe it’s a mistake before you jump to conclusions?” and another accusatory message: “Well, why hasn’t she replied then?”

I sat down and took a deep breath. The messages kept flooding in. I suddenly remembered that I’d passed my phone to my then five-year-old daughterLiberty,to show her the photos – God knows what she pressed but she has no concept of photo edit apps. I calmly sent a message to the group: “Sorry Liberty did it by mistake and I didn’t see the messages until now.” The drama was finally over in one fell swoop – but I felt deeply hurt.

It proved that the class WhatsApp is a minefield– just like more public forms ofsocial media. We’ve all made epic blunders – and then cringed in horror. Earlier this year, Barbra Streisand commentedpubliclyon Melissa McCarthy’s Instagram when she saw a photo of the actor attending a gala with film director Adam Shankman,saying: “Givehim my regards, did you take Ozempic?”

WhatsApp – like other forms of social media – is a breeding ground for insecurity and paranoia, says Professor Phil Reed, a psychology lecturer at Swansea University who researches internetaddiction.“It hasall of the same benefits and drawbacks as any other digital communication, so it can be associated with all of the things that other social media is associatedwith,” Reedtells me.

“If there are special problems with it, they may be linked to its more text-based nature, as we’ve found those types of digital communication tend to attract narcissists.”That’s not to say everybody who uses text is a narcissist, she adds, but it does seem to attract more of these sorts of people than other forms of social media.

“What we found previously is that while posting selfies on visual-based social media tend to make people more narcissistic over time, people who are more narcissistic tend to use more text-based social media over time.” It’s difficult to tell why this happens exactly, she says.

“Possibly it’s because the lack of immediate face-to-face feedback allows them to say things that would be censored in other social settings, which can help them to feed their need forempowerment,”she claims.

I recall a recent storm on my daughter’s class 3 WhatsApp recently over the issue of what is being taught in sex education – such as gender reassignment. I wanted to take cover as traffic on the group chat broke all records, before dying away again about four hours later.

It’s a phenomenon known as “swarming” according to Professor Reed, which can “generate a lot of group anxiety and hysteria”.

“The main issue with swarming,” she explains, “is that existing anxieties [in a person] are reflected back to the group, like a mirror, or an echo chamber, making them worse and worse.”

Natalie Costa, a children’s confidence and parent coach in the UK and founder of Power Thoughts, a coaching and educational programmethat supports children’s mental wellbeing, saysthe “agony”of school WhatsApp groups is huge for parents and the stress and “comparisonitis” is something that often comes up in her sessions for parents.

While being part of group has its plus side, she says – such as providing a sense of community and belonging, a space where all the relevant school information is shared, as well as providing connection to other parents and an opportunity to build friendships, being on it can produce the same feelings of having to keep up with theJoneses.

“It can be a breeding ground for Fomo[fear of missing out]and ‘comparisonitis’ – causing parents to feel like they can’t miss out and if they do, what would this say about them and their parenting?” saysCosta, who has many clients with a deep belief that they are not a “good enough” parent. “Seeing everyone else in the group participate in events can pile on the pressure for parents to conform and participate too.”

Comparisonand worry can also set in, she says, when parents are discussing exams, school entrance tests, and tutors. “This can be very stressful to navigate as parents may be left worrying about whether they are doing enough.” Parents can also feel the pressure thanks to the blue tick, shenotes– “the almost unwritten rule that if I’ve read the message I have to respond in that moment.

“This can be especially dysregulating for our nervous system – as you always feel as if you’re in fight or flight,” she says. It can also be addictive. “Each time a notification goes off, or you receive amessage, itresults in a dopamine hit – so we keep coming back for more... adding more to the mental load.”

Another added challenge, Costa points out, is that the school WhatsApp group can feel likeyou’rethe one back on the playground. I couldn’t agree more. I have to admit, however, that regardless of the playground politics, I’m not giving up the classWhatsApp–it’ssimply too much fun. But as Costa points out, it’s about being mindful of how much energy you should give it. That’s why I will just dip in and out – and wait forthebest bits.